62 things to give up 4 lent
Daddy issues
Misusing the word “resonate”
Self mythologizing
Making tiktoks
Mountain dew
Inferiority complex
Superiority complex
Sinning
BeReal
Christian rap
Use of the word “vibes”
Use of the word “energy”
Harry potter
Pop Crave
Self respect
Posting more than 2 photos in an instagram carousel
Twitter
Aspirations towards being a “content creator”
Bad taste
Coveting your neighbor’s wife
Lana del rey
Conceptualization of Kermit the frog as a legitimate fictitious entity
Tweeting “slay” from the brand account
Examining collages titled “Tom Brady’s plastic surgery transformation” for more than five minutes at a time
Hinge
Friday Night Lights
The millennial Gen Z divide
Adultery
Hanging out
Endorsement of the U.S. dollar
Thinking Rory Gilmore is a bad person
Ad blocker
Vaping
“Cheugy”
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THC, transmogrified
The King James version of the Bible
Biglaw
Genetically modified tomatoes
Cognitive dissonance
The lionization of intellectual property
Yapping when nobody gaf
All kinds of lawlessness
The consumption and endorsement of vlogs
The 5 day workweek
Pollution
Child labor
(for non-natural blondes only) purple shampoo
(for parents only) children
Potpourri
(for heterosexual men only) women
(for women only) the right to vote
Stopping, dropping, and rolling
Rocking and rolling
Coachella
10 step skincare routine
Lascivious chortling
The purchase of Wayfair products
Nevertheless
The desire to persist
Inspirational sports films about underdogs
Homeschooling with Bob Jones University Press curriculum